Someone was tired of finding their lunch gone in the company fridge

"Sweet Trav" (thespunbearing) 09/26/2014 at 10:57 • Filed to: None

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I mean seriously Jesus Christ. Who does this? I'm glad he was only wounded by the cops. this guy deserves some prison time then the death penalty after being convicted.

mcseanerson > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 11:00

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Man and my wife thought I was mean to my 4 year old for dumping all the chocolate syrup and filling the bottle with ketchup and water.

PS9 > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 11:01

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This will look good on his resume when he applies at ISIS.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 11:04

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ly2v8-Brian > mcseanerson 09/26/2014 at 11:05

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Worst Chocolate milk EVER.

CB > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 11:05

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"There were no immediate indications of a link to terrorism, officials said."

There is something very wrong in your country when they assume every beheading is an act of terrorism.

Sweet Trav > CB 09/26/2014 at 11:06

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There is something very wrong in your country when people are beheading each other over workplace disputes.

PS9 > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 11:09

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Tell me about it. Couldn't he have just used a shotgun like a normal 'murican sociopath would have?

mcseanerson > ly2v8-Brian 09/26/2014 at 11:10

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He was sneaking in the fridge and just drinking it straight out of the syrup bottle. Wouldn't listen when I told him to stop. So I washed it out real good and put a little ketchup and water in it and told him specifically not to sneak into it again.

Sweet Trav > PS9 09/26/2014 at 11:11

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Normal 'murican sociopaths prefer high capacity magazines in semi-automatic rifles.

ly2v8-Brian > mcseanerson 09/26/2014 at 11:13

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That is a nasty surprise. Effective deterrent too.

mcseanerson > ly2v8-Brian 09/26/2014 at 11:14

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I told him not to get into it.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CB 09/26/2014 at 11:27

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At least terrorism would be a plausible explanation, but lunch? For real? Lol.

There's also the less crucial problem of: why the fuck would you steal other people's lunches? Shit if you really are that desperate I'll start bringing in two lunches, haha.

Meatcoma > mcseanerson 09/26/2014 at 11:39

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Hot sauce would have been more effective.

Meatcoma > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 11:39

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full-auto.

mcseanerson > Meatcoma 09/26/2014 at 11:40

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Ketchup works just fine when you're expecting chocolate.

Sweet Trav > Meatcoma 09/26/2014 at 11:40

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Try and find a legal (because good sociopaths always own their weapons legally) full auto rifle short of 20k and let me know what you find.

Meatcoma > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 12:13

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Hmmm. Do I want to be flagged browsing for full auto weapons from a state gov computer? Nah.... I think I'll just assume sociopaths get theirs illegally.

Meatcoma > mcseanerson 09/26/2014 at 12:13

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But the regret only lasts a short time. Hot sauce would have taught him a life lesson as well as corrected misbehavior! lol

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 12:47

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Baseball bats, actually.

Axial > Sweet Trav 09/26/2014 at 18:00

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Something something guns save lives.